Laughing at Reviews

So I did a new thing this week. I put on acrylic fingernails. Since I moved from Texas my fingernails have been a mess. The split, break, and chip. So inspired by a receptionist’s nails I decided to fake it.  I researched online and I found this review:

Be prepared ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

This glue is scary strong. Like it can hold your old busted up relationship together. Bumper falling off car? Just use the bottle and it’ll be set for life. LOL
Just be very sure you place that tip where it needs to be the first time. This stuff dries faster than it takes for a long tailed cat in a room of rocking chairs to skat.

Guess what glue I purchased?

And it worked. Reviews are great! I don’t know an author who doesn’t like them. Next time you read a book, especially one you like, please consider leaving a review.